There's a lot of people out there willing to belittle people for overusing the internet. Maybe you have encountered some of these people before? Well, maybe there's some truth to it, but let us all deny it and do something much more fun instead.
Here's a list to go through. If a person you know happens to do/has done one of the things on this list, they have no right to open their mouth. If you feel there is something missing, please add it via comments.
Things which are less productive than using the internet:
- Playing poker machines.
- Watching Big Brother.
- Voting for Big Brother.
- Being on Big Brother.
- Helping produce Big Brother.
- Advertising Big Brother.
- Being involved with Big Brother in any way.
- Going jogging during your lunch hour.
- Playing Lunar Genesis.
- Starting a blog.
- Updating a blog.
- Making a list on a blog.
- Commenting on a blog.
- Watching 'wrestling'.
- Working as a 'pro-wrestler'.
- Running a piercing/tattoo parlour.
- Watching Bargain Hunt.
- Being on Bargain Hunt.
- Writing a Jim Carrey movie.
- Being a politician.
- Starting a book club.
- Reading Pride and Prejudice.
- Reading manga in Borders so no one can walk through the aisles.
- Watching an Ashton Kutcher movie.
- Playing Sudoku.
- Reading New Idea, Woman's Day, or any magazine which tries to offer you 'free' make-up with its purchase.
- Composing modern 'classical' music.
- Playing modern 'classical' music.
- Listening to modern 'classical' music.
- Changing your radio station to another which is playing Simple Plan.
- Listening to Simple Plan.
- Buying a Simple Plan album.
- Being a member of Simple Plan.
- Watching a Simple Plan music video.
- Watching any music video.
- Playing the theme of Fur Elise when you can't play the piano.
- Writing a biography on John Howard.
Yes, add yours too. This list is far from complete.
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