Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Aleatz Hates Sasuke

Anyone who knows what anime is probably knows the show Naruto. It's a show aimed at young teenagers and consists of many plot holes, one of which involves ninjas with TVs wearing orange jumpsuits. Despite this I find the show entertaining, save certain episodes which have the characters narrating the scene which happened seconds before... again.

In my first post I mentioned I hated redundant characters. I also hate characters which suck. Sasuke Uchiha is one of those characters. By merely typing in Google I was able to find a image which represents Sasuke for all those who have never heard of him.

Source: http://www.danseibi.net/narutoquiz/sasuke.gif

Simply put this is the attitude through out the whole anime/manga. "You're great. People love you. You don't give a f***." I don't know about anyone else, but I hate Sasuke. I think he's the worst character in the whole show, and could easily be a good candidate for 'Worst Character from Anything". It doesn't take long for people to realise that Naruto will be the better fighter, because hell, this is an anime, and the title is Naruto. So there goes "You're great".

Next is "People love you". This couldn't be more right. For some reason when I type 'Sasuke Fansite' into Google, I get links! What is wrong with people? Why is Sasuke so great? He's got the personality of emo slug who's about to get covered in sodium chloride. I seriously believe people hate Naruto because Sasuke is in it. The "You don't give a f***" attitude is basically why he sucks so bad. If he actually cared about things other than revenge against his brother (whom I also hate because he didn't kill Sasuke when he had the chance and now he's infecting Naruto with more whiny, emo nonsense) and Naruto (why the f*** does Sasuke wanna protect Naruto? And don't give me an answer relating to them hooking up, because that's bullshit) he might not be so lame.

But he is. And anyone who watches Naruto has to watch Captain Emo Slug stand around not caring about shit. God, I hate Sasuke.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

ARG You have no idea how much I agree. It's not simply because i love anything pink haired and sexy like Sakura. It actually is real. Girls around late teens-early 20s want guys who are insecure or are broody and dark like this fucker. How annyoing is it, it's almost as if THEY WANT YOU TO TREAT THEM LIKE CRAP.

Sauske is the most annoying fucker ever, whose single focused character deserves nothing less then a death by a rusty fork to the face.

Anonymous said...

WTH is switched the psot i was commenting on O_O

Aleatz said...

What switched?

And yes, Sasuke sucks. Yet he's popular. I guess girls want guys who are more insecure than they are to make them feel better about their own self-esteem... I agree with your theory. Sounds logical!

Anonymous said...

I... don't actually dislike him that much, but... I guess you agree.

The reason I dislike Naruto as a show(well, I still watch it, but still) isn't that though... It's Naruto's personality. I can;t stand embarrassing moments, and...

Aleatz said...

Naruto (in my opinion) is quite a good character because he does embarrassing things and thus isn't intimidating for the audience. His hopelessness in life makes you believe that yours might not be so hopeless. He's a bit cliched, and he wears orange (even though he's a ninja), but call me stupid for being a sucker for comic relief protagonists. I think they're the best thing in fiction since David Gemmell.

In contrast, Sasuke is better than you. At least that's what he thinks. And who likes openly narcissistic people? I sure don't. Plus the last thing people like Sasuke need is fan sites making their ego grow. It makes you grateful that he's just a fictional character sometimes.

Anonymous said...

I so agree with this. I mean, granted, I don't really like Naruto for reasons other than how much I hate Sasuke, but still. I want to pound his face into a brick wall.

Anonymous said...

Ha! totally agree ! He is such a fricken'emo and his attitude sucks. I don't get why you should have to have a sucky attitude just cause your fricken' brother killed your clan! so you only have your brother.NARUTO HAS NOTHING.

Bluestar said...

Sasuke is a little piece of -. He is like "I'm Sasuke, and I'm fricken better than you, so U should worship me!" He is so stuck up and stupid.
He think he is the best but he sucks.

Anonymous said...

Ok I guess you guys dilike him but I think he's ok.
he is pretty mysterious
so I think thats pretty cool
and the person above whats wrong with emos.
and anyway he is a cartoon character

Aleatz said...

"and the person above whats wrong with emos."

Do you people ever read past the Sasuke entry? I wrote a whole thing on why emos are lame.

Oh, and thanks for the kind observation of 'he is a cartoon character', Captain Obvious, because I sure as hell didn't know.

Anonymous said...

Sasukes not that bad. Yeah his personality gets annoying but he fights a lot better than Naruto.

Anonymous said...

I think much guy's are jealouse of Sasuke.
I mean wy are everyone making a big fuzz on the Sasuke thing.
GET A LIFE!!!!
He is NOT a treath for your girlfriends.
WHY?
Cose he is NOT real.
Besides i think he is a good character, because he got a deep personality and making the "big plot" intressant thogeter whit Naruto.(And no im not a girl from a 'Sasuke fansite')
your can not realy tell (and yes thanks to Sasuke)that when Naruto be able to bring him back'
AND...
I read that the moste people say 'why fall the girls for such unsure guy's'
WTF did everyone get that.
He is absolutely NOT an unsure character. He is very arrogant that is so cleare and arrogant people are not unsure.

ps: sorry for my bad english i never had english lesson on school.

Aleatz said...

I don't get it. People like characters. People don't like characters. No one ever said they were real or anything... We're all just forming an opinion based on the creativity of someone else.

If someone draws an artwork, you have the right to say you don't like it, or that you think it sucks. It's the same with characters.

Oh God, and not the 'GET A LIFE' statement. If you took the time to comment on my shitty blog, then you really have no right to say it. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Ofcourse you have the right to say if you like the character or not.
but...
if i read here i get the feeling you guy's are taking the sasuke thing personly.
and you all now ofcourse it is not real.

it is like:
That me and my boyfriend go to a muzeum and i say to a painting whit a hot boy on it. "this is a good painting" and that my boyfriend will be jealose on that paiting cose i like it.

it is RIDICULOUS.

and on that "GET A LIFE" statment.
mayby you right.
Sorry i wasted 10 min of it on that shitty blog of your's thanks that you let me realise it.

mayby i should waste it more and create 'I hate the Aleatz Hates reo blog'

You can become a fan cose you say it self 'my shitty blog'

ps: sorry for my bad english i never had english lesson on school.

Aleatz said...

I would laugh so hard if you made such a blog. Please do. It would make my day.

A word of note: Australians enjoy taking the piss (i.e. making fun of) themselves and everything around them. It's just our humour. I'd rather be pointing out the fact that my blog is as equally stupid as some other unimportant person crapping on about the stuff they hate on the internet then pretending it's not.

I know I'm no literary genius or anything. This is just how I get my kicks. So when you say 'You're getting all serious about something stupid' then I say 'Who cares?' Because I sure don't. 99% of the people who come here don't read past the crappy Sasuke page anyway.

Anonymous said...

I don't get why people don't like Sasuke. I mean, it's not his fault his brother killed his clan. It just annoys me the way Saskura is always after Sasuke and not Naruto. At least Naruto LIKES her. Sasuke doesn't give a shit.

And yeah, I get what you're saying with Sasuke being a total emo, he is pretty depressing at times.

I prefer Itachi to anoy of them anyway. He's proper hardcore. Love the eye techniques... XD

Some_dude said...

LMAO Sasuke is hot and everything that whiny emo girls want in a man. He's also cool, intelligent and collected. I would think that if you were in his position you would gangbang any of the girls that are after your crotch, but this is what makes him different from you. He's not like that, he's better than that. And this is what pisses you OFF. LMFAO. Methinks your jealous of this guy rather than anything else and he doesn't even want you to be. SO HAHA.

Aleatz said...

@Last Anon: Yours is the only comment I've seen in a while which wasn't stupid. I think the Naruto Sakura thing is one of the major things that pisses people. Because it is a dumb triangle, as opposed to an equilateral.

@Some Dude: I think we've already concluded that no one here is jealous of some shitty anime character. But, you know, if you'd read more than the title of this entry you might have known that before you wrote such a crappy comment.

I can already tell you're some sexist prick who enjoys 'gangbanging' some 'whiny emo girls'. Why don't you going the Dick Masterson group who's love life is non-existent because they don't know how to stop being douches to women? I already know your comeback to all this: 'But I HAVE a girlfriend!' If so, congratulations! I hope the eventual divorce runs smoothly.

Anonymous said...

omg i sooo agree. luv the emo slug part. :]

Sasukefreek13 said...

um...i hope no one hates me bcuz of this but its just my opinion... i love sasuke. i believe he's just confused and he hides his feelings. i mean...havnt u seen him as a kid and how happy he was b4 his brother killed everyone in the clan? he only got the way he is now bcuz of his brother. And it even says that part of being a ninja is never show ur feelings. Sasuke is the best at doing that besides Itachi. anyway...thats my opinion.

Anonymous said...

u r all gay sasuke haters he is a gangster he is betta den all u lot so piss of n on one u llot against him he will know u lot owt nt seconds

Anonymous said...

ok, i have no idea how im gay if i dont like sasuke. like seriously, i agree but HE'S NOT FUCKIN REAL. so. deal with it sasuke luvers

Anonymous said...

In my opinion I think that Sasuke is cute and I love Sasuke no matter what others say, for me, Sasuke is the best of all. The reason Sasuke got how he is was because of his brother, Itachi. Ever since the murder of his clan he wanted more strength to defeat his brother. I think that Sasuke was only focused on getting stronger and nothing else. Not to be mean but I don't like the way how Naruto got in the fight between two brothers and I think that that's why Sasuke hates Naruto so much. I hope Sasuke gets his mind straight darkness takes him over.

Anonymous said...

Yea I HATE sasuke and his shitty attitude.I'm Like WTF why don't you shove a stick up your ass and especially when he fucking wants to kill his own brother. I'm also like What the fuck??? Why join Orochimaru?? He's evil. -_- I want to make him eat shit if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

the reason sasuke is emo but naruto isn't is because he new what it was like to have a family before he lost it and a clan isn't just a clan it could be 100's of people he also was at the top like his clan was the strongest then suddenly there was no clan so he was at the bottom and i respect him for working and working to achieve his dream wich is more like a reality.
p.s im not some chick who is love with sasuke

Aleatz said...

http://aleatz.blogspot.com/2009/01/aleatz-hates-sasuke-revisited.html

Read this before you comment.

Anonymous said...

Aleatz your such a dumb fucked up asshole, i cant believe you can be so mad at a painted picture, its just fuckin stupid, what if he would rly exist in real life? i dont think you wld play such an great hero, cuz you wold be punched in your freakin dumb face.

just chill and enjoy the movie otherwise shut off the tv and shut your stupid mouth.

Aleatz said...

Yes. I'm the 'dumb fucked up' one.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, what a glorious flamewar. Sasuke seems like the fucking shittiest character ever to grace any anime or manga ever to come out of Nippon.

-uchihasasukefan- said...

Hmph...you don't know Sasuke...he is actually stronger than Itachi...and Itachi knows it HIMSELF. He knows that he can be beaten by his own brother. Yes, Sasuke has a bad attitude but try to understand...he just wanted to avenge the murder of his clan. And Itachi?hmph...he only thinks of himself...even killing his own whole clan and leaving ONLY Sasuke and himself. If Itachi didn't tink of his own benefit...Sasuke wouldn't have to grow up with a bad attitude, and he just wants to get strong to surpass his brother...try to get to know Sasuke better...don't jump into conclusions that easily...and don't even think about campaigning for Sasuke as the WORST CHARACTER...hmph...you'll regret it...how pathetic.

Aleatz said...

Since you insist on using an ellipsis instead of a full stop for every sentence I decided to return the favour in my response...

I'm glad you expressed your frustration, because you have every right to be frustrated and share it with everyone... Just because my opinion on a character varies from YOUR opinion of a character, doesn't mean I 'don't know' that character. Even though I don't think I'd want to know Sasuke. He's a douche... Itachi, Sasuke, blah, blah, blah, don't care... In regards to that, see this entry- http://aleatz.blogspot.com/2009/01/aleatz-hates-sasuke-revisited.html ... Don't care about Itachi. He's a shitty plot device disguised as a shitty character. Not much of a disguise if you ask me... Sasuke grew up with a bad attitude because he's a dick. It's selfish to be a dick to everyone just because you're pissed off at your shitty plot device... No... It's not much of a conclusion. He's a crap character. I've justified it and repeated it to all the idiots posting in this thread. Do you think this is rushed?... Already started that... Are you constipated?... OH NOES!... The real pathetic thing is the fact that I replied to your entry...

Anonymous said...

I really don't think Sasuke's that bad, although he's kind of boring. Sort of. AND he can't get his priorities right. I mean, who the heck would think that killing your own SIBLING or becoming crazy strong is the first thing to achieve? Seriously. And his plan doesn't even make sense. If he's going to kill his brother, then how the heck will he get his clan back? There's only going to be about one or two Uchihas left (Madara + Sasuke).

Either way, I think I like Sasuke better in the original Naruto series - not Shippuden. Because in Shippuden, he's worse. More depressing, more power-hungry, and (SPOILER) tried to kill Naruto, his best friend! I thinks something's wrong with his mind. Literally.

Also, I can't understand why most girls like him. I certainly don't, so..yeah. It's a bit confusing to me, and could anyone care to explain? There's no humor to Sasuke. Sure, he's strong, fast, and good-looking, but hello...take a look inside of him! He's not exactly your average funny guy, very quiet and gloomy, doesn't really socialize at all.

But...Sasuke's still okay. I mean, I don't positively LOATHE him, but nor do I like him. At least he makes my top 10 fav list...

Anonymous said...

sasuke was great...his personality...anything...he can handle his self in his young age not everyone can do....he was also a fast learner...and to be the best among the best...i like him like other's do...

Anonymous said...

ok i see that you relly hate sasuke but it was the creators creativity i dont hate sasuke as you do

Anonymous said...

What the f**k is wrong with you aleatz.yousasuke is raw.he is strong kind of funny sometimes and is just plain cool.and the only reason why he acts that way is because his clan was killed. how would you like it if your family died. if my family died i would try to catch the bitch who killed them so i cant blame him.though only reason why i dont like sasuke is that asshole orichimaru.

Anonymous said...

Well I do sorta like sasuke. But if my family was killed I'd at least try to make more friends!

Anonymous said...

I like the fact that he knows he's better than you.
Why pretend he's not?
Though I guess we all have different opinions.

But I do agree about the girls wanting an insecure man theory.